Paranormal services for hotels, venues, and historic properties.
When a building's residents affect the business, you need documentation, not a TV crew. The Dearly Departed Haunting Audit is a full property assessment that tells you, in writing, whether your activity is a liability or an asset, and what to do about it either way.
The Haunting Audit
Full property assessment for hotels, theaters, saloons, wineries, and any building where the residents affect the business. You receive a documented report with a risk score and a revenue opportunity score, because sometimes the ghost is the best employee you have.
It's built for the incident report you couldn't write and the corporate call you've been dreading. Some guests want a refund for Room 217. Others book it by name. The audit tells you how to handle both.
- DocumentationEvery report, logged
- Risk score[SCORE]
- Revenue opportunity score[SCORE]
- Staff protocol for guest reportsIncluded
Sometimes the ghost is the best employee you have.
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Pre-Construction Site Review
For builders breaking ground on old land. We research the parcel, document prior use, and flag concerns before the excavator does. Considerably cheaper than finding out in month three of the build.
National Accounts
Multi-property programs for hotel groups, theater chains, property managers, and parks departments. Standardized audits, consolidated reporting, and one number to call, system-wide.
Certified Ghost-Friendly
Properties that complete an audit and a coexistence program through the Dearly Departed Academy can earn the brass Certified Ghost-Friendly plaque. It's earned, not purchased, which is exactly why guests photograph it.
The AcademyYour October, planned instead of survived.
Historic properties see their heaviest guest interest and their heaviest activity reports in the fall. We schedule commercial audits from August so your staff has a protocol before the busy season arrives. Maintenance Plan members receive priority dispatch all October.
Commercial questions
Document every report the same way you would any other guest incident, then get a professional assessment. A Haunting Audit gives you a consistent protocol for staff, a written record for corporate, and a clear decision on whether to market the activity or manage it.
Our work is discreet. Technicians arrive in a service van and uniform, and nothing is published without your written permission.
Often, yes. Many historic properties see requests for specific rooms. The revenue opportunity score shows you where that demand exists.
Documentation your corporate office will actually accept.
A risk score and a revenue score, because it's both.
